Okay, so i'm a fan of good tasting steak and once during an extensive chew fest on a tough piece of meat i thought... you know what, meat flavored gum.
So i've been trying to peddle this idea off on my parents who also dig the beef but for whatever reason, the moment i mention gum, they think its totally disgusting. I say, "it'll taste just like that steak your eating right now... you just said it was really good". And they disagree. This is why i believe that my parents are liers. Anyone who round about says that they don't want to chew on the thing their chewing on, its obvious they don't like the fucking steak.
So, we get this promotional thing of wildberry extra gum and i start reading the package. At this point its unrelated, but it comes up later. So we're eating this bread that has these carmalized garlic cloves that i don't really like... cause they're kindof big and really strong. My dad mentioned something about garlic pudding (i don't remember the context), and says "Its no more gross than your meat gum". So my mom starts talking about mince meat (making her "thats some disgusting shit" face) and how its like pudding and thats what my meat gum would be made from...
wtf i says. "no, you see this gum (picking up the extra), artificially flavored... see, its not made from real berries... just like my meat flavored gum isn't going to be real meat... it'll just taste like your chewin on a damn good piece of steak".
DAMN IT MAKES ME SO MAD!!!
anyway, i don't know if this new revelation has brought them any closer to thinking meat flavored gum would be any good... so i'll just have to wait and see.
